[DGC] Welcome to Dapperness 1/4

[Laviee]

Edge of the Skies
Dapper Gentlemen Corporation



This is what happens when I'm sick. Because I feel so horridly sick I can barely swallow. But the things that happen. I cannot currently judge whether this is fabulously dapper or just odd. I will leave that to you to decide. -dapper eyebrow raise-



All Dapper Gentlemen must be bestowed a name suitable for their levels of dapperness. For example, Ferdinand II the Glamorous, or perhaps, Sir Francis the Knight of Butterknives.



Welcome, one and all, to the Dapper Gentlemen Corporation. Here, we produce only the finest of creatures, all polished up to a degree of dapperness no one could possibly find a fault to. I am Emperor Laviee. You may all have the honour of addressing me as Your Imperial Highness. Or perhaps just Emperor Laviee, for short.

I want to make it clear that I will not tolerate any... undapperness in my court!

(RP your post in dapper-lingo, please! It just makes it that much more fun! It can be as simple as a few sentences.)



This introduction business is very well and all, but let us continue on to the afternoon tea. Yes, come along, now.



Ah, yes, yes. Observe. The dapperest creatures yet. Here, we have these gentlemen ready to serve. As your altruistic and benevolent emperor, I shall bequest upon you the honour of taking one of these fine, fine, gentlemen home. With a depot of 13cc, of course.


DG0002 ♕ DG0003



DG0004 ♕ DG0005

[Memoru]

The very dapper Prince Memoru of Planet Zar waddles onto the scene, holding a dapperly cup of dapper earl grey to her very dapper lips. Her pinky is lifted rather high as she drinks, while perusing the selection of dapper gentlemen.

“I believe I fancy DG0002, if you would, your Highnessness Emperor Laviee.”

She sniffs and points her nose upward, all the while tossing the appropriate coinagelyness on the dapperly polished counter.

[Raven]

Raven, trussed up in all of her gothy glory, as usual, wanders in and sits down on a rather fluffy chintz cushion. Also with drink in hand, she sips deeply from her goblet, full of Bavarian wild berry tea and looks over the gents.

"I do declare, that I think the lovely DG0003 should come and fraternize with my clever hoard of creatures back at the Manor."

Quirking a brow she points to him.

[YourLoveOnly]

A younglady struts over to Emperor Laviee "Ah, Your Imperial Highness. I feel honoured to in the precense of you and your court. I do quite fancy DG0004 over there. He seems quite dapper in all his dapperness."

[Raven]

Totally naming him The Very Elegant and Insanely Rich Prince Monocle Eye!

[Laviee]

"Ahh... yes... I welcome all three of you to my dapper court," her Imperial Highness Emperor Laviee said from her elaborately decorated chair of jewels as she inclined her head. It was probably what passed as an enthusiastic nod in this world. "I certainly do appreciate the interest you put in our newest gentlemen. Yes..."
She rang a tiny bell, with her pinky held high, of course. The tinkling summoned a dapper creature forward who bowed and collected the appropriate sums of coinage.

[Raven]

My deliciously dapper gent is here!

[YourLoveOnly]

Sir Lancelot IV the Impeccably Handsome Baron is now residing here: ylopets.webs.com/DGC.html
I assure you our staff is working their hardest to adjust the surroundings to the liking of such a dapper gent!

[Memoru]

Jeeves and Bertie are paged!

planetzar.com/sanctuary/dappergent.html

[Laviee]

Emperor Laviee nodded with a smile. "Wonderful. Wonderful indeed!"
"Now, only the one last young fellow, here," she said gesturing to the more natural coloured Dapper Armadillo. "We shall allow you to adopt another, if you'd like, regardless of how many of these dapper creatures you already have. Tea time has dragged on for long enough as it is, really."